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Re: Smashable Christmas Lights Return
Posted: 29 Nov 2019 08:18
by Ohio3Wheels
Yeah!!!!!!!!
Re: Smashable Christmas Lights Return
Posted: 01 Dec 2019 13:30
by Fyodor
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (REDNECK VERSION)
IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS WHEN ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING NOT EVEN A MOUSE.
THE STOCKINGS WERE HUNG FROM THE GUNVAULT WITH CARE
IN HOPE THAT ST. NICHOLAS SOON WOULD BE THERE.
MY LADY IN HER NIGHTGOWN AN ME IN MY CAP
HAD JUST SETTLED DOWN FOR A LONG WINTER`S NAP.
SUDDENLY UP ON THE ROOF THERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER
THAT I GOT OUT OF BED TO EXAMINE THE MATTER.
BUT FIRST I REACHED OUT FOR THE GUN BY MY BED
TO PUMP THE INTRUDER GUT FULL OF LEAD.
I SNEAKED OUT THE DOOR AND ON TO THE LAWN
THOSE HOUSEBREAKING BASTARDS HAD SEEN THEIR LAST DAWN.
OUT IN THE MOONLIGHT SEVEN SHADOWS I SAW.
THERE WAS NO TIME FOR THINKING, I DROPPED TO THE FLOOR.
„BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG“ AND „BANG“
THROUGH THE COLD WINTERS NIGHT MY TRUSTY 12-GAUGE SANG.
DOWN FROM THE ROOF FELL SEVEN DEAD CROOKS.
I CROSSED OVER THE DRIVE TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK.
SIX REINDEER IS WAS AND A FAT GUY IN RED.
A STRANGE BUNCH OF VILLAINS, BUT NOW THEY WERE DEAD.
SO I WENT BACK TO BED FULL OF CHRISTMAS´GOOD CHEAR
I ENFORCED LAW AND ORDER AND KEPT MY CHILDREN FROM FEAR.
Re: Smashable Christmas Lights Return
Posted: 26 Nov 2020 12:07
by Ranch Dog
Yep, it is that time again! The Thanksgiving meals are being served, setting of the Christmas season. With our world's state, I figure most of you have not gotten in the range time you normally do and could use the target practice!
Re: Smashable Christmas Lights Return
Posted: 26 Nov 2020 14:40
by larryw
Yee, Haw the lights again. Makes my wife jump first couple of times..
Re: Smashable Christmas Lights Return
Posted: 28 Nov 2020 16:01
by Tom Myers
I must be missing something, I have the lights and they smash just fine. But I cannot find a way to turn on the sound of the smash.
It appears that my Firefox browser will not play the Smash audio. Both of the Internet Explorer and Edge browsers that are loaded on my computer play the audio just fine.
Re: Smashable Christmas Lights Return
Posted: 29 Nov 2020 07:49
by Ken9000s
Tom Myers wrote:I must be missing something, I have the lights and they smash just fine. But I cannot find a way to turn on the sound of the smash.
It appears that my Firefox browser will not play the Smash audio. Both of the Internet Explorer and Edge browsers that are loaded on my computer play the audio just fine.
I'm using Firefox and sometimes they make noise and sometimes they don't. Seems to be about a 50/50 chance. They're pretty cool either way.