Smashable Christmas Lights Return

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THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (REDNECK VERSION)



IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS WHEN ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE

NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING NOT EVEN A MOUSE.

THE STOCKINGS WERE HUNG FROM THE GUNVAULT WITH CARE

IN HOPE THAT ST. NICHOLAS SOON WOULD BE THERE.

MY LADY IN HER NIGHTGOWN AN ME IN MY CAP

HAD JUST SETTLED DOWN FOR A LONG WINTER`S NAP.



SUDDENLY UP ON THE ROOF THERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER

THAT I GOT OUT OF BED TO EXAMINE THE MATTER.

BUT FIRST I REACHED OUT FOR THE GUN BY MY BED

TO PUMP THE INTRUDER GUT FULL OF LEAD.

I SNEAKED OUT THE DOOR AND ON TO THE LAWN

THOSE HOUSEBREAKING BASTARDS HAD SEEN THEIR LAST DAWN.

OUT IN THE MOONLIGHT SEVEN SHADOWS I SAW.

THERE WAS NO TIME FOR THINKING, I DROPPED TO THE FLOOR.



„BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG“ AND „BANG“

THROUGH THE COLD WINTERS NIGHT MY TRUSTY 12-GAUGE SANG.

DOWN FROM THE ROOF FELL SEVEN DEAD CROOKS.

I CROSSED OVER THE DRIVE TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK.

SIX REINDEER IS WAS AND A FAT GUY IN RED.

A STRANGE BUNCH OF VILLAINS, BUT NOW THEY WERE DEAD.



SO I WENT BACK TO BED FULL OF CHRISTMAS´GOOD CHEAR

I ENFORCED LAW AND ORDER AND KEPT MY CHILDREN FROM FEAR.
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Yep, it is that time again! The Thanksgiving meals are being served, setting of the Christmas season. With our world's state, I figure most of you have not gotten in the range time you normally do and could use the target practice!
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Yee, Haw the lights again. Makes my wife jump first couple of times.. :D
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I must be missing something, I have the lights and they smash just fine. But I cannot find a way to turn on the sound of the smash.

It appears that my Firefox browser will not play the Smash audio. Both of the Internet Explorer and Edge browsers that are loaded on my computer play the audio just fine.
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Re: Smashable Christmas Lights Return

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Tom Myers wrote:I must be missing something, I have the lights and they smash just fine. But I cannot find a way to turn on the sound of the smash.

It appears that my Firefox browser will not play the Smash audio. Both of the Internet Explorer and Edge browsers that are loaded on my computer play the audio just fine.
I'm using Firefox and sometimes they make noise and sometimes they don't. Seems to be about a 50/50 chance. They're pretty cool either way.
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